Strange these Earth people...

[Dubsounds]

Martin, do you remember asking me to remix "Secret Agent" for you?

Well after spending a couple of days over it, I never heard anything back from you. Having now gone to your Mancer page I see that you're offering your original version #scratchhead#

Is there something you aren't telling me? #rolleygrin#

Rather than let that work go to waste, I'm uploading both versions here if that's OK.



ORIGINAL VERSION



REMIXED & EDITED VERSION

[Gavin]

Link dosent work

[Dubsounds]

Yes it does

Sometimes the server is busy. All you have to do is retry ;D

[secretagent]

admin said:

Martin, do you remember asking me to remix "Secret Agent" for you?

Well after spending a couple of days over it, I never heard anything back from you. Having now gone to your Mancer page I see that you're offering your original version #scratchhead#

Is there something you aren't telling me? #rolleygrin#



Rather than let that work go to waste, I'm uploading both versions here if that's OK.

Shaun,Shaun,Shaun
You really need to limit the weed intake #ganja#

I sent you an e-mail saying how good i thought the remix was and subsequently by e-mail and phone explained i was saving the remix for sending off for promotion purposes.

E.g future music magazine etc.

I also said i had a form to send 3 tracks including a cover version to a record company.

This is where i appreciated your offer to bring nobodies to life for me and along with scream(dub-head re-experience)these were the 3 songs i was going to submit(which was explained to your goodself )

It was always my intention to put up the secret agent remix onto mancer after i had first sent it to the above mentioned destinations.

But cos you havn't had time to complete nobodies(which i fully understand),
and iam still to receive a response from future music magazine,it hasn't happened yet.

I had a feeling i had done something to upset you #scratchhead# but i never thought for a moment it was this as i had told you how much i loved both remixes you have selflishly done for me and my plans for secret agent.

I dont know, these earth people who take dodgy substances

;D ;D ;D

[Dubsounds]

#loon#

Hey Martin!

How simple it all seems when you talk it out.

Guess what? That email you sent? Never arrived!

It explains it now #braindead#

I hope you don't think my slamming of your other track was anything to do with me being "upset" though mate. It was 100% constructive and honest about how I thought you'd murdered one of your babies. I still think it's shit #angel02#

We've spoke on the phone many times and you know where I'm coming from. I may be a "southern puff" but I was born in Ancoates and my family are all from Chorley... hence I talk "posh" but call a spade a bloody shovel! If you mentioned your plans on the phone I apologise but most of the time you call me you're either pissed, pissed in a noisy bar or stood outside the pub pissed and freezing yer nads off with your teeth chattering

I wasn't worried about the assumed "lack of response" until last night. I'd assumed you put it up on your site anyway. It was only when I went to your page last night that I thought summat was up

Anyway mate, let's leave this thread up cos

a. I think it's funny

b. It will be interesting to see if we get any response about how the recording changed (especially the compression, EQ and mastering).

and

c. People love a good drama (cue the Eastenders Simmons Toms ;D ).

[secretagent]

This was also a strong factor in not showing secret agent off anywhere else;

admin said:

Eloquent enough for me cocker ;D

It gets better with every listen too.

Fairground... yeah I thought that but waht impresses me most is how Martin has used the Polymoog in buckets but it doesn't sound like Numan in the least. It's definately inspired me to tread a little further than #1 in pre mode

Martin, can you send me this as well? I'd like to mix this alongside "Secret Agent" with a view to putting the mixes out as a virtual single through the main site.

Very impressed Mr Carradus ;D

5th line down.

You see with that massive carrot in front of me,putting it on mancer or anywhere else on the net seemed counter productive

admin said:

#loon#



I hope you don't think my slamming of your other track was anything to do with me being "upset" though mate. It was 100% constructive and honest about how I thought you'd murdered one of your babies. I still think it's shit #angel02#

I didn't murder my baby i just dressed it up to go to a fancy dress party

There was a couple of other occasions when i thought i must have upset you,i should of mailed you to see if anything was up but you don't like me pestering you about stuff #nobody# (nobodies)

Anyway,everythings cool so start listening to more than just a minute of our songs. #boxers# #thumbsup#

[Dubsounds]

FACKINELL...

That was only 5 months ago #uhhhh#

Did I really want to put it up as a VR single? #scratchhead#

You know, if you'd suggested it yourself like yesterday, I would have said... "sounds like a great idea Martin" as if it had never come into my mind (really!!!) #goofy#

You know it's horribly scary when you realise your short term memory is completely fucked. It gets worse by the year as well. I'm sorry mate. I really had forgotten any of that #shot01#

There's me thinking you put it on Mancer... going on there months later to find you hadn't... then wondering what was up with my mix ... then thinking fuck it, I'll put it out on me own... and all the while I said I would do that anyway. Do you know what that does to a man? Do you? I'm a crumbled husk, everything is in tatters... all I got to look forward to now is me black Telekon striped Zimmer frame, pinching the nurses bums and hoping I can still masturbate in 20 years time #yikes#

Besides, if I listen to more than a minute of music, me false teeth fall out, I start snoring and dribble down me front!

[dlm21uk]

and hoping I can still masturbate in 20 years time

Of course you'll still be able to do that in 20 years. You might need special impliments and gadgets but HELL YEAH if all else fails us men are good at sorting ourselves out in that department - right ? #goofy#

[vortex]

Fascinating Captain

You know I'm told that in Darwin it is legal to grow up to 6 cannabis plants. Would you like a visa application form?

[spoonz]

It's the Masturbating that shagged his memory.

If he can't masturbate in 20 years time at least he won't remember what he's missing.