Sick and extremely pissed off!

[Dubsounds]

Just look what some stupid cow did to my motor in a car park this evening. Stupid bitch didn't even say sorry. She was in too much of a rush to pick her frigging kids up. My dad is in bits cos he was driving it at the time. Anyone got a machine gun?







Oh and don't even talk about courtesy cars on a bank holiday weekend.

Raise a bottle to me tonight guys cos I'm hitting the JD big time!

[spoonz]

Bummer.

I got a plastic welder.

[dlm21uk]

BITCH ! Bloody school run. I bet she was in a friggin 4X4 driving 1 mile to pick up two kids, running late cos Jerry Springer was on the telly.

Nice motor though Shaun !

[dlm21uk]

My neighbour's got a chain saw

[spoonz]

It's his 4 wheeled Polymoog. Big and heavy but nice and curvy

[Dubsounds]

spoonz said:

It's his 4 wheeled Polymoog. Big and heavy but nice and curvy

You're right Col. A classic... understated beauty and enough poke to purr like vox humana on bottom E.

I bloody love that car

[TheProdigy]

...know the feeling.

My BMW (a company car) got scrtatched and dented to f*ck by an old couple trying to get out of a driving space. They dented my card on *** 3 DIFFERENT SIDES ***. They legged it without leaving any details but luckily a witness left their details.

I reported it to the old bill and they got the old codgers and did F*CK ALL about it!!!!!

Yours is a nice car though :-)

[Dubsounds]

Thanks mate and sorry to hear about your motor.

I guess I get too attached to things. The Jag dealers in Farnham are picking her up tomorrow and reckon it'll be as good as new in a few days. I guess I just feel like if someone spilt coke on my Poly. Nothing that can't be fixed but makes ya sad.

Anyway...

[vortex]

2 Things; How the fook do you keep a black car that clean have you an army of eatern european asylum seekeers in your garage?

Your jag seems to be missing the factory fitted towing bracket..... to attach the spare fuel bowser on the back

[synthiaks]

.....on the plus side it does have a certiain 'mad max' rakishness to it now........maybe you should start wearing more leather, get an austrailian cattle dog and then track her down and peg her out in the desert? ;D

[rpb1966]

Nuke the bitch who done it!!!!

[spoonz]

vortex said:

2 Things; How the fook do you keep a black car that clean have you an army of eatern european asylum seekeers in your garage?

Your jag seems to be missing the factory fitted towing bracket..... to attach the spare fuel bowser on the back

it's green silly not Black. That only needs 2 russian 18 year old blonde beauties and a chamois.

[dlm21uk]

That only needs 2 russian 18 year old blonde beauties and a chamois.

Wearing only the chamois of course Although 3 little orientals would be better (especialy as they'd have to stretch real far to do the roof)

I see it's an XJ SPort Shaun So what's it got under the hood then ! Is it the purrrrrring V8

[Dubsounds]

Yeah, it's a 1998 XJ Sport, 3½ Litre, 240 horse V8 in brunswick green (nearly black)

[dlm21uk]

You can't beat a V8 ! I owned a couple of yanks a few years ago and I've always thought the pull of a V8 is totaly different to anything else. I think it is the mixer of grunt, glide and the type of power that says "COME on then!". LOVE IT !

Hope she is back to perfect-ness soon. ;D

[vortex]

Yup give me a V8 any day. I really miss my (very) old range rover, also had to sell my TVR which used a bored out version of the range rover engine. ( FUCKWIT GREEN NZ wouln't allow me to bring the TVR due to frontal impact regulations).

[nervejam]

I really will have to get my 126 on the road..