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Post by vortex on May 5, 2008 10:49:30 GMT
er thats New Zealand, not that I'm entirely sure where Old Zealand is. Sounds Dutch to me. So in this politcally correct world moves are afoot to rename NZ, Aotearoa. So be it. just as well the Celts ,Picts, Danes, angles, saxons, bretons, etc, are not squabling about renaming the UK, where would it end.
Anyhoo, nice to be back. Lots of new people here so a brief CV (resume for those in the new world).
Old analogue fan from before I knew what analogue was.
Total gear slut (but not in a "star wars" collectables - never take it out of the box, cos that would damage its value- , sort of way)
Cruelly short changed by the deity of your choice when he/she was handing out musical talent/capability
Likes; Numan (less so pro tem), Foxx (More so pro tem) Devo, Goldfrapp (increasingly so since I saw her nude shots), NIN, Mis Kittin and the good Liquid Screamer stuff.
Does not like D&B (sorry prodge) apart from that punky painkiller track shaun once played.
Always loooking for new stuff to listen to as well as old stuff I missed first time around eg Lou reed
Generally drunk-ish
Former fascist moderator now re-habilitated
Unfashionably obese ( I've been comfort drinking whilst away)
Owner of a non functioning but registered version of VSM Vsti which G-media have failed to sort out after 4 months...Fuckers. Wait for the dubsounds Poly Vsti, thats my advice.
Seriously thinking of buying a Prophet 8 though I can think of no reasonable reason to justify it given the above
Gavin - Hello you!
Be nice
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Post by secretagent on May 5, 2008 10:59:26 GMT
Welcome back mate ;D
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Post by Dubsounds on May 5, 2008 11:32:40 GMT
I won't go all mushy and waffle on about how much we've missed ya Joe but... we have ;D
I can't even pronounce that Aortathingy so good luck with the rename chaps.
Here in dubland we have no such trouble. Everyone is stoned and listening to spaced out shit on their headphones. The policemen are all rastafarians who look magnificent in their red, gold and green uniforms and dreads. Lee Scratch Perry is the Prime Minister, (complete with his tinfoil hat) and "the babylon" will serve you with an ASBO if you're Hi-Fi system isn't loud enough!
A bit of a positive flipside Replicas scenario "in dub".
Anyhow... nice man.
Audrey slips on a skimpy nighty and blows ya a big air kiss x
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Post by Gavin on May 5, 2008 11:36:02 GMT
;D
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Post by Minimoog on May 5, 2008 13:58:05 GMT
Yay! It's Joe! Hallo lad  |
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Post by MrArkadin on May 6, 2008 13:45:08 GMT
Wow, are they really trying to rename New Zealand to something with too many vowels to make it pronounceable? Great move.
...er, without wishing to seem like a sad perv, where can one 'acquire' the Goldfrapp nude piccies? Ta.
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Post by Polymoog Lover on May 6, 2008 18:37:41 GMT
Hello Joe, i never knew ya' but apparently you used to be a member, so welcome back!
PS: You WILL get the Prophet 08'.....or bad things will happen to you......... (que a really low Gothic string sound...)
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Post by mysterycircuits on May 6, 2008 20:11:29 GMT
Ever watch Flight of the Conchords?
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Post by vortex on May 7, 2008 6:03:26 GMT
Wow, are they really trying to rename New Zealand to something with too many vowels to make it pronounceable? Great move. ...er, without wishing to seem like a sad perv, where can one 'acquire' the Goldfrapp nude piccies? Ta. I'll try and find the link again suffice to say Alison does not sport the current trend for a short back and sides...disitinctly a fuzzy bear. Still warmer in the winter I expect |
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Post by vortex on May 7, 2008 6:07:30 GMT
Ever watch Flight of the Conchords? Yup the pride of NZ currently. Heard the BBC radio series first. I gather their album is No2 in US and the TV show gets high ratings. I really didn't think middle america woud get it. If you like the humour check out the movie "Eagle vs Shark" Its pretty much a kiwi Napolean dynamite with an R rating and has one of the conchords in it |
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Post by MrArkadin on May 7, 2008 11:10:55 GMT
I'll try and find the link again suffice to say Alison does not sport the current trend for a short back and sides...disitinctly a fuzzy bear. Still warmer in the winter I expect Hhhmm, more of a shaven haven man myself than a full on bushwacker, but i'd compromise on that for her. |
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Post by vortex on May 7, 2008 11:22:48 GMT
I'll try and find the link again suffice to say Alison does not sport the current trend for a short back and sides...disitinctly a fuzzy bear. Still warmer in the winter I expect Hhhmm, more of a shaven haven man myself than a full on bushwacker, but i'd compromise on that for her. Agree on all counts. The anatomy is complicated enough without having to hack though the bush to work it out , (or indeed, might I say get to the bottom of it ? )+ getting a hair stuck twixt the gap in your front teeth is a delicate situation , MARK MY WORDS! |
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Post by Dubsounds on May 7, 2008 11:45:56 GMT
That's all very well but in the interest of equality and an excuse to play devil's advocate, I wonder how many of you would reciprocate with a waxed "back, sack and crack" in order to present a more "oral friendly" package to their partners?  Personally, worse than the front teeth gap is the bleeder that sticks to the back of the mouth tickling away and won't budge... no need ;D |
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Post by Minimoog on May 7, 2008 12:33:43 GMT
Hhhmm, more of a shaven haven man myself than a full on bushwacker, but i'd compromise on that for her. Agree on all counts. The anatomy is complicated enough without having to hack though the bush to work it out , (or indeed, might I say get to the bottom of it ? )+ getting a hair stuck twixt the gap in your front teeth is a delicate situation , MARK MY WORDS! Bit of a mufflover meself - bring back the '70s I say. Can't be doing with stubbly boxes that look like Homer Simpson's gob. |
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Post by vortex on May 8, 2008 5:45:15 GMT
Only back for 2 days and I've already raised the tone of the place!
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Post by Dubsounds on May 8, 2008 7:43:32 GMT
Only back for 2 days and I've already raised the tone of the place!  Now you know why we missed ya ;D |
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